Tucker Carlson, Doom Poet

From a New York Times story by Hart Seely headlined “Tucker Carlson, Doom Poet”:

Every weeknight, the Fox News host Tucker Carlson unveils a new outrage to the American public. Each screed is then posted on YouTube under a snappy title, quickly attracting millions of views. Now that Mr. Carlson is no longer facing the prospect of having to testify in the Dominion Voting Systems defamation case, maybe he’ll become a little more cheerful, but until then here are some of his scariest headlines, set in verse: