Looking For a Place to Spend Your Golden Years? Try the U.S. Senate.

From a Washington Post column by Alexandra Petri headlined “Looking for a place to spend your golden years? Try the U.S. Senate.”:

Worried about finding a reliable senior community for your loved ones ā€” or even yourself? A place where you can focus on things you love, discover new hobbies, make friends and keep leading a vibrant life in your golden years? Do you long for a beautiful facility where trusted staff will take you from activity to activity yet you can retain your independence ā€” even sporting a little ā€œIā€ after your name to let everyone know just how independent you are?