The Onion on Playing Golf in Saudi Arabia

From The Onion:

KING ABDULLAH ECONOMIC CITY, SAUDI ARABIA—Players on the LIV Golf tour expressed frustration over the hazards on the course at the Royal Greens Golf and Country Club, where they were reportedly forced to putt around a woman being beheaded.

“I was doing all right until the 13th hole, when it cost me three strokes to hit around that executioner chopping off an infidel woman’s head right in the middle of the fairway,” said golfer Bubba Watson, explaining that he was still getting used to the challenges presented by the Saudi-financed golf tour’s courses, on which he was often forced to concentrate on hitting the ball over loud crowds of teenage girls begging for their lives.