The Lifestyle of Supreme Court Justices Is Right For Me!

From a Washington Post column by Alexandra Petri headlined “The Supreme Court justice lifestyle is for me!”:

I did not used to think I wanted to be a Supreme Court justice. First, it sounded as though you needed to know a lot of law, which sounded time-consuming. That required probably years of your life and taking a class called Torts, which would sadden me because every day I would hope that cake would be involved and every day it would not be. Also, you would have to pass the bar exam. And then for the rest of your career, you would have to carry around several leather-bound books in case you forgot what the law was.