From a New York Times Insider column by Alexandra Jacobs about Prince Harry’s Memoir:

The wait for an advance copy of “Spare,” the memoir for which Prince Harry reportedly received an advance of at least $20 million, felt longer than that of his father’s for the British throne.

OK, that’s an exaggeration. But the experience did remind me of a “Seinfeld” episode wherein the character Elaine Benes, stuck with her pants down in a public restroom without toilet paper, is outraged that the stranger in the adjacent stall “can’t spare a square.”