In Week 1351 the Empress asked for ideas for timely and creative Halloween costumes or party ideas. Judging from many of the entries, we’ll predict that a lot of people will show up at your nerdier parties as a Republican congressional invertebrate: spineless, see, harharhar.
Some of the best entries:
Answer the door wearing a blue suit, white shirt and red tie, and tell the trick-or-treaters that you’ll be happy to give them some candy if they get you dirt on Joe Biden. (Hildy Zampella; Steve Smith, Potomac, Md.)
Buy a Native American costume, cut it into 1,024 pieces, and pin one of them on your blouse to go as Elizabeth Warren. (Jesse Frankovich)
Wear an orange wig, a red tie — and a bare belly where you’ve drawn on six-pack abs with a Sharpie. (Bob Kruger)
Put on a thin, revealing outfit with large holes that reveal way more than you intended, and go as a White House Phone Transcript. (Stephen Litterst, Newark, Del.)
Come as Lindsey Graham: Dress up as a cute little lap dog with a shiny brown nose. (Seth Tucker, Washington)
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