Those are my principles, but if you don’t like them, I’ve got others. —Groucho Marx
Why earn self-respect when you can have self-esteem. —Thomas Moore
The Indians didn’t have a strong immigration policy and look where it got them.
If a person is not talented enough to be a novelist, not smart enough to be a lawyer, and his hands are too shaky to perform operations, he becomes a journalist. —Norman Mailer
The press loves a clown who loves the press. —Donald Westlake
You don’t have to know anything. You just have to have a strong opinion. — The new journalism
Smooth sailing makes poor sailors. —Star Wars
If it’s a good story, who cares if it’s true? —Old tabloid saying
You never have to apologize for showing people a good time. —Bill Veeck
Don’t talk to me about the law, tell me about the judges. –Roy Marcus Cohn
For every action there is an equal and hugely bigger reaction. –Roy Marcus Cohn
Norman Mailer’s best novels are all but forgotten. –Anonymous
My whole life has been a lie. –A Swede on Twitter after learning that in truth the Swedish meatballs recipe originated in Turkey.
Do right, fear no man. Don’t write, fear no woman –Montmorence Pimm
Sticks and stone may break my bones, but names only advertise the brand. — Fred Trump